I’m Herman Cain and Here’s My Plan

October 17th, 2011

This post was inspired by the article Economist vs. Pizzaman published at LewRockwell.com.

I’m Herman Cain and Here’s My Plan
Sung to the tune of “I’m Henry the Eighth I Am” by Herman’s Hermits.

I’m Herman Cain and here’s my plan,
Nine Ninety Nine’s my plan, oh yeah.
I’ve been working at the pizza store,
But I was working for the Fed before.
And all the banks love the Treasury,
The TARP was necessary not a scam (no scam!).
Let everyone fund the Treasury,
With Herman’s triple nine tax plan.

Second verse, when that makes things worse:

I’m Herman Cain and here’s my plan,
Nine Ninety Nine’s my plan, oh yeah.
I’ve been working at the pizza store,
But I was working for the Fed before.
And all the banks love the Treasury,
The TARP was necessary not a scam (no scam!).
Let everyone fund the Treasury,
With Herman’s triple nine tax plan.

Nine, nine, nine, nine, nine!
Herman Cain, Herman Cain,
I’m Herman Cain and that’s my plan!

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Ron Paul Forum Debuts

September 22nd, 2011

Crockett’s Ron Paul Forum (in association with RonPaulExplorer.com) is now up and running. It’s a big, empty room with lots of features even I don’t know about yet. Come on by and discuss the good doctor and his 2012 campaign.

http://crockettalmanac.com/forum/index.php/board,2.0.html

Ron Paul Explorer Relaunch

September 22nd, 2011

First published in 2008, Ron Paul Explorer: The All Paul Search Engine has been upgraded for the 2012 campaign. Ron Paul Explorer is a dedicated Ron Paul search engine which exclusively spiders and indexes sites that focus on the Ron Paul campaign. The database includes 71 sites, 377 links, 23 categories and 21644 keywords.

Visit: http://ronpaulexplorer.com/

Ode to Julian

December 7th, 2010

The cannons of Mr. Assange,
Report with a paper barrage.
Some people said,
“Put a price on his head!”
But his freedom to print is carte blanche.

No Host for the Tea Party

September 15th, 2010

The Tea Party is not “an organization” as such despite the efforts of some people to co-opt the idea and infiltrate it from the top down. And it is just those people whom the media picks up on because it finds it impossible to report on the story without presenting it in a collectivist context. Neither the government nor the media has the ability to think in terms of individual actors (except as scapegoats). Each of us is invisible to them: they will never see “you” or “me,” they can only see “us” as members of one special interest group or another.

And that is why the media and scavenging politicians will never truly corrupt the Tea Party. The Tea Party only exists as a vehicle for individuals to voluntarily and temporarily associate in joint objection to government action. Any Tea Party faction that espouses specific candidates or proactive policies can only degrade and deteriorate as no individual politician or socialist cause (either welfare or warfare) can sustain the real passion of the Tea Party which is incumbent on standing up and shouting “No!”

No to taxation — no to tyranny — no to slavery.

1961 JFK Speech Did Not Warn of Illuminati

July 25th, 2010

There’s been a theory going around the Interenet for some time that in a 1961 Address before the American Newspaper Publishers Association, President John F. Kennedy warned the American people of a threat from the Illuminati. This theory has popped up again in an article by Katherine Smith in The People’s Voice (which was republished at LRC (link) where I found it).

The oft quoted portion of the speech which supposedly indicts the Illuminati is as follows:

“For we are opposed around the world by a monolithic and ruthless conspiracy that relies on covert means for expanding its sphere of influence–on infiltration instead of invasion, on subversion instead of elections, on intimidation instead of free choice, on guerrillas by night instead of armies by day. It is a system that has conscripted vast human and material resources into the building of a tightly knit, highly efficient machine that combines military, diplomatic, intelligence, economic, scientific and political operations.

Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, and no secret is revealed.”

However, it is quite clear on a reading of the full transcript of Kennedy’s speech that the enemies he warns of are not “the Illuminati” but rather international communists. His speech opens with a story about Karl Marx’s unsuccessful attempts to make a living as a journalist for the New York Herald Tribune and Kennedy’s regret that Marx did not get the rate of pay which he requested, which might have saved the world from the development of his communist philosophy.

In the speech, Kennedy does not attempt to clue in the press in regard to a shadowy Illuminati, but rather he asks the press not to make American state secrets available in their news publications. He does not talk about secrecy as something to be avoided but as something to be willing adopted by the press in furtherance of American security.

“For the facts of the matter are that this nation’s foes have openly boasted of acquiring through our newspapers information they would otherwise hire agents to acquire through theft, bribery or espionage; that details of this nation’s covert preparations to counter the enemy’s covert operations have been available to every newspaper reader, friend and foe alike; that the size, the strength, the location and the nature of our forces and weapons, and our plans and strategy for their use, have all been pinpointed in the press and other news media to a degree sufficient to satisfy any foreign power; and that, in at least in one case, the publication of details concerning a secret mechanism whereby satellites were followed required its alteration at the expense of considerable time and money.”

“The newspapers which printed these stories were loyal, patriotic, responsible and well-meaning. Had we been engaged in open warfare, they undoubtedly would not have published such items. But in the absence of open warfare, they recognized only the tests of journalism and not the tests of national security. And my question tonight is whether additional tests should not now be adopted.”

See Kennedy’s Address before the American Newspaper Publishers Association (link).

Print Your Own Gadsden Flags

July 18th, 2010

Just added today at PrinterProjects.com: free printable Gadsden flags with “Don’t Tread on Me” motto. Suitable for walls, windows and tea parties everywhere. More free Gadsden printables coming soon including calendars and cards. Stay tuned.

Get your Gadsden flags here (link).

Summer of the Pillows

July 11th, 2010

Back when I still paid to watch TV (BRE — before rabbit ears) I used to catch a strange little anime on Adult Swim called FLCL. The story is rather incomprehensible but I used to tune in just for the music. Last month I picked up a copy of the FLCL3 soundtrack at Amazon and it’s been running hot over here ever since. Can’t get enough.

If you order it from Amazon you can buy it for about twelve bucks from one of their third party sellers (the imports carried by Amazon and some other sellers run about fifty bucks!).

The music video featured above includes my favorite track, Ride on Shooting Star. Every track on the disc is excellent but I especially like the songs I Think I Can, Blues Drive Monster, Crazy Sunshine and Little Busters.

Enjoy!

Don’t Tread on Yang

June 9th, 2010

Here’s an interesting story of home defense from China. This fellow doesn’t appear to be suicidal as he is hoping to play national officials against the local officials who are harassing him.

China farmer uses cannon to fight eviction (link)

BEIJING (AFP) – A farmer in central China has turned his home into a fort equipped with a homemade cannon and fireworks to fight off government eviction in an ongoing land dispute, state media said Wednesday.

A man’s home is his castle, indeed.

Israel is Killing My Friends

May 31st, 2010

The Free Gaza flotilla has been attacked. A number of people have been killed. I’ve supported Free Gaza since they sent the SS Liberty to Gaza in August 2008. That ship was named after the USS Liberty, the US Navy ship attacked by Israel on June 8, 1967. Thirty four Americans were killed on that day including a man named John Spicher who went to school with my mother. Now Israel is killing people I am proud to call my friends. All they were trying to do is help people left homeless by Israeli war crimes.

Photo of my Mom’s friend, John Spicher of the USS Liberty:

http://www.ussliberty.com/spicher.htm

Photos of the attack on Free Gaza:

http://www.spiegel.de/fotostrecke/fotostrecke-55384-2.html

I called the State Dept. this morning and the woman who answered the phone said they have received over a thousand calls in protest of this act of murder. She said the government won’t actually do anything about it today as they are on vacation but she assured me that Hillary Clinton will be on the job come Tuesday. I wonder what kind of left handed statement she’ll come up with to signal continued US support for Israel’s crimes with a modicum of regret for the loss of my dead friends.

Time to wipe away my tears for now and make some more calls and get on freegaza.org and send more money. I will not be cowed. Free Gaza will not be stopped. Palestine will be free and peace will prevail.

Darren McPhilimy